Get your daughter's hands on these sassy mofos!!!!

Occupying the streets of NYC in the middle of the night is...

SCARY!!!! HEINOUS. DISGUSTING. AWFUL. SCARY. DANGEROUS. BELLIGERENT.

NOT ADVISABLE!!!!

but also...

FUN. EXHILARATING. WILD -- IT LETS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALIVE!!!
 

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Remember how black people used to look??

Is there any hope for a return to form????

This is a matter of National Security! What is that bullshit on your head Ma'am?

It is excruciating to witness what  often passes for "gettin' your hair did" these days. These people should be included on the terrorist watch list and their actions condemned as acts of war against our nation -- on our soil. Homegrown terrorists I tell you:

 K.I.S.S. -- Keep it Simple Stupid!!!

It's when you start trying to be fancy is when you mess up! Imagine the horror of husbands across the nation when his wife's "girlfriend" (this is not a true friend) tells her, "That hot pink wig looks good on you girl. You a Barbie like me!"

*blank stare*

The following flies in the face of all things good and decent in this society. Without the eradication of what you see here we all face a certain and imminent doom.

 

 

#FAIL

One day you'll be a star

Horseshoe???

Rihanna, come get yo cousin!!!

She barely escaped a wild Native American tribe -- they nearly scalped her!

Chewbacca???

Go to bed.

Poster for Attack of the Killer Ponytails Pt. I

Poster for Attack of the Killer Ponytails Pt. II

Does faux hair accumulate rust? This looks rusty.

It looked so bad I felt compelled to protect her identity.

This tragic.

Starburst taste the rainbow???

Look at the strands... they look wrinkled

I included her because she is holding the bag like its a statement

I thinks she is upset that I'm not impressed by her hangtime...

This couldn't have cost more than 99 cents.

Some of these hairpieces really do look like hair from Drake's eyebrows! 

Understand, This is just the first salvo in my assault of this bullish phenomenon. I don't see why I should be forced to endure these eye sores -- they are unnecessary!I will not bow down to glue and tracks! Matter of fact, I'm going to go run a comb through by 3/4" natural nappy right now...

In the wake of the Penn State scandal and all things gone to shit in recent memory...

You may want to know what I mean by flagrant.

This is flagrant!

Flagrant is when you mean it. When you know that you are on one, and you then put yourself out there. Here are some examples of people being flagrant to the point where they are in violation. [Pictured above: Sandusky being Sandusky]

You could be flagrant like me, where you say whatever, whenever and put yourself on blast. You don't have to be gay to capture the essence of being flagrant. It just so happens these guys are gay. 

 

Mr. "Painted On"

"Big Sissy"

Artful "Dodger"

This guy won't be pinned down by a label. Metro at its finest.

Double Agent

Leopard print loafers are flagrant.

This pose... that shawl... #cmonson #flagrant

My response to this is located in the video just below

Deep Cover

this one had the nerve to be trying to cover its adam's apple.

www.yourhandsaremadtough/wtf-transformers3?IDhomo.org

Boy, you knocked me out... :-(   4real though... I'm out. I'm tired of this faggot shit.

This is my version of time-elapsed photography. 125th to 59th on the D train.

  

I witnessed this on the train awhile back and I will honestly attest to the sequence of events shown here. They are in chronological order.

This is not how you pilot your child while maneuvering on public transportation. I am sad to bring you the following series of images. Please remember parents, nearly every moment is an learning opportunity. It is easy to take advantage of them -- you can just point things out to them if you don't have any materials. The following is both alarming and disturbing:

Here, she could at least be saying, "look, this is a bobby pin, and here's how it works -- it's what mommy uses to keep her hair together." [Note: He is looking in the complete opposite direction.]

Here the young boy appears to be flashing me or some other rider the peace sign in an effort to achieve attention. #sad

Now he grabs her arm to try to get some attention... to no avail. She is holding on to her "Louis Vuitton" handbag harder than she is onto him.

So... He begins to play along the back of the seat. [Note: Handbag is now being lifted.]

Now she is in the bag. This child needs a picture book, a toy... something.That's what's she's reaching for right?? Right????

Now she is going farther into the bag... for what... wtf??? Who in the hell knows??? It's time for me to mind my business!!!