This is a matter of National Security! What is that bullshit on your head Ma'am?

It is excruciating to witness what  often passes for "gettin' your hair did" these days. These people should be included on the terrorist watch list and their actions condemned as acts of war against our nation -- on our soil. Homegrown terrorists I tell you:

 K.I.S.S. -- Keep it Simple Stupid!!!

It's when you start trying to be fancy is when you mess up! Imagine the horror of husbands across the nation when his wife's "girlfriend" (this is not a true friend) tells her, "That hot pink wig looks good on you girl. You a Barbie like me!"

*blank stare*

The following flies in the face of all things good and decent in this society. Without the eradication of what you see here we all face a certain and imminent doom.

 

 

#FAIL

One day you'll be a star

Horseshoe???

Rihanna, come get yo cousin!!!

She barely escaped a wild Native American tribe -- they nearly scalped her!

Chewbacca???

Go to bed.

Poster for Attack of the Killer Ponytails Pt. I

Poster for Attack of the Killer Ponytails Pt. II

Does faux hair accumulate rust? This looks rusty.

It looked so bad I felt compelled to protect her identity.

This tragic.

Starburst taste the rainbow???

Look at the strands... they look wrinkled

I included her because she is holding the bag like its a statement

I thinks she is upset that I'm not impressed by her hangtime...

This couldn't have cost more than 99 cents.

Some of these hairpieces really do look like hair from Drake's eyebrows! 

Understand, This is just the first salvo in my assault of this bullish phenomenon. I don't see why I should be forced to endure these eye sores -- they are unnecessary!I will not bow down to glue and tracks! Matter of fact, I'm going to go run a comb through by 3/4" natural nappy right now...